Hi. I'm Mackenzie. I don't know why they made me get one of these cards. I mean I'm potty trained, look at that rating... Okay but that rating is bullshit! They got me on a nonsense technicality! Look, fine, I'm a deep sleeper, a-and I'm easy to put to sleep okay. So what? S-seriously? Overnight diapers AND a mattress protector!?